Albus threw a party in the Hogwarts Hall
Everybody reckoned that it beat the Yule Ball
The students were surprised to see the teachers there
But there was no way they were gonna miss'a'this rare...

Wizard Rave
Oh yeah the Wizard Rave
Everybody who could clap or wave
Was dancing at the Wizard Rave

Dumbledore was waltzing with McGonagall
Ginny danced with Harry, yeah his favourite girl
Ron was turning red, Hermione looked real shy
But then they started grooving, yeah they got real high

Wizard Rave
Oh yeah the Wizard Rave
Everybody who could clap or wave
Was dancing at the Wizard Rave

Seamus did an Irish jig, and Dean Hip-Hopped
Neville showed his ballroom skills, the room was shocked
Colin Creevey showed himself a break-dance king
You should have heard those knocked out Weird Sisters Sing

Wizard Rave
Oh yeah the Wizard Rave
Everybody who could clap or wave
Was dancing at the Wizard Rave

Draco had no partner - do we care? - NO WAY
When Hagrid stated tapping, yeah the room did sway
Snape was looking nervous, wasn't dancing yet
Then he leaped into the centre, did a pirouette!

Wizard Rave
Oh yeah, the Wizard rave
Everybody who could clap or wave
Was dancing at the Wizard Rave
Dancing at the Wizard Rave
Yeah Yeah
They were dancing at the Wizard Rave
Ba Ba Baaaaa
Thankyouverymuch!

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