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How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ravenclaws: Just one but they'll spend 10 hours in the library researching
light bulbs and electricity first.
Slytherin: None. 'What do I look like, a Hufflepuff?'
Gryffindor: It depends on what kind of threat the light bulb poses.
Hufflepuff: Just one but they are too loyal to throw the old light
bulb away.
Weasleys: That's an essay answer.
Dursleys: The normal number in the normal way with nothing at all
unusual about the light bulb itself, thank you very much.
House Elves: 10. One to replace the light bulb, four to bring in an
assortment of bulbs to choose from, and five to bring refreshments.
members of the Order: None. Mundungus stole the extra light bulbs.
Death Eaters: What's a light bulb?
Light bulb Jokes |
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