How Lord Voldemort Won't Be Defeated

Everyone likes to speculate on how Lord Voldemort will be defeated. I'm reasonably sure that it won't happen like this:

1. Harry Potter will not defeat Lord Voldemort by doing a "Care Bear stare".
2. Harry Potter will not defeat Lord Voldemort by challenging him to "Rock, Paper, Scissors".
3. Harry Potter will not defeat Lord Voldemort by filing a class action lawsuit.
4. Hermione Granger will not defeat Lord Voldemort by proving that Voldemort's existence is a logical paradox.
5. Lucius Malfoy will not defeat Lord Voldemort by doing a hostile takeover of the Death Eaters.
6. Harry Potter will not defeat Lord Voldemort in a dance off.
7. Lord Voldemort wil not be defeated by a giant robot, several smaller robots that combine or transform, or mobile suits of any kind.
8. Remus Lupin will not defeat Lord Voldemort via 'Death by Chocolate'.
9. Harry Potter will not defeat Lord Voldemort by setting his phaser to kill.
10. Lord Voldemort will not be defeated by being voted off the island.
11. Lord Voldemort will not be defeated by hordes of rabid fan girls.
12. Harry Potter will not defeat Lord Voldemort with the Master Sowrd.

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