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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Dumbledore: What did I care if others were slaughtered in the unknown future, if Harry was happy not knowing why the chicken crossed the road?

Voldemort: Only half-blood chickens cross the road by foot. It must be destroyed!

Snape: That chicken does not have permission to cross the road. 20 points from Gryffindor!

Hagrid: Chickens aint' interestin'. Now, Blast Ended Skrewts can propel themselves across the road.

Hermione: We can look it up in the library.

Bellatrix: Aww, did the wittle chicken cross the road all by itself?

Ron: Fred and George probably changed it's feed into spiders.

Crabbe: Which road?

Goyle: What chicken?

Winky: Bad chicken! Crossing the road without its master's permission.

Dobby: To be free!

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