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The Harry Potter S--- List
Gryffindor: We aren't afraid of s---.

Hufflepuff: We can do that s---.

Ravenclaw: We know all about s---.

Slytherin: We are sneaky little s---s.
            : We'll do anything to get the s--- we want.

Harry: Why does s--- always happen to me?

Hermione: I'll figure this s--- out.

Ron: I stick by Harry through all kinds of s---.

Mr. Weasley: I love this muggle s---.

Mrs. Weasley: Stop playing with that muggle s---!

Charlie: I lost my last pair of boots when I stepped in some dragon s---.

Bill: Breaking curses is some dangerous s---.

Fred and George: We're funnier than s---.

Percy: I like my s--- neat and organized.

Ginny: My brothers never let me do s---.

Dumbledore: You can't get s--- by me.

McGonagall: I don't take s--- from anyone.

Winky: House elves is supposed to be treated like s---.

Dobby: Dobby wants to be paid for being treated like s---.

Professor Sprout: I can grow all kinds of s---.

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